SoupGirl

I like peeling fruit. I like the sound that it makes when it’s coming off… I find it a-peel-ing.

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—	Hilary Sophrin

soupgirlandsparky:

We hired an artist to do our portrait.

His name was Mr. Mac.

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soupgirlandsparky:

To Our Loyal Fans,

Unfortunately, Soupgirl and Sparky will be taking down their facebook page. However, this leaves more time for tumblring!

Keep up with all of our adventures @ soupgirlandsparky.tumblr.com

Love,

S and S

P.S. HAPPY SPRING! :)

me: can you hear/ see me?
what the ****s going on?
Hilary: its reaally slow
its weird
i cant hear u
but i see you mouthing “****”
me: once i started jing it ****ed it up
Hilary: i know
just stop recording
robot-lauren
i no like her
u went away
all i see is brown
poo

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—	Hilary and Lauren struggle with video gchat.

Hilary: i hear u typing lol
me: i can’t hear you typing cause your fancy macbook is all quiet
Hilary: i just typed loudly
but i dont think you heard
me: i heard it!
Hilary: oh sweet

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—	Hilary and Lauren chatting from different rooms.

Lauren Lingo

“Hey Hilary, are you on Gchat?”

Translation: “Hey Hilary, I’m in raging b$%&# mode and I need to complain to you RIGHT NOW.”

i dont want to LOOK UP
and see your nose hairs
effin back the eff up

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Hilary

Why you gotta be all ups ons, man?

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Hilary

Is that your neck or did your face throw up?

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Lauren

their meat tastes like rubber and the sauce is so nasty and thick it could be used to fuel a nascar engine

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—	Hilary does not like Arby’s.